This video isn't safe for work and it's definitely not safe for your children for that matter. It's the quintessential studmuffin, Joel "(Insert rather lewd poetry here)" Gertner, announcer for the original ECW and a mouthpiece that makes Jerry Lawler's seem like Bill Cosby. Sit back, relax, and let this be a reminder of what Vince McMahon took away from you. May Gertner bring back the awful thoughts that plagued your adolescence.
Dragon Gate "SUMMER ADVENTURE TAG LEAGUE II", 8/28/08 Tokyo Korakuen Hall 2,350 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
Summer Adventure Tag League One Night Tournament - Semi Final: Naruki Doi & Masato Yoshino vs. Susumu Yokosuka & Ryo Saito Summer Adventure Tag League One Night Tournament - Semi Final: Cyber Kong & YAMATO vs. Shingo Takagi & Dragon Kid Masaaki Mochizuki, Don Fujii, K-ness & Super Shisa vs. Kenichiro Arai & Taku Iwasa, Akira Tozawa & Shinobu Summer Adventure Tag League One Night Tournament - Final:
In this episode, your beloved Captain realizes he's finally had enough with assholes on message boards who talk about that which they know nothing of (not like the two dopes who run this site!).
My mode of action was simple: to announce a World Heavyweight Championship of the Internet. The details are explained within. The actual rules and caveats of this title and how one might attain it will be given its own post sometime next week.
In other news, although this isn't really the place to be doing this, I want to apologize for the site being down all week, as well as for the podcast being this late. We were actually migrating the entire site over to a brand new web host, and with a three year old web site, it was a bumpy ride. Thanks for your understanding.
1.Men's World ~ UWA Middleweight Title, Loser Exposure Talk 7 Way Match: MEN's Teioh (c) vs. Makoto Oishi vs. Shinobu vs. Onryo vs. Tsutomu Oosugi vs. Hercules Senga vs. Yuki Sato 2.Hardcore Match: MASADA vs. Kankuro Hoshino 3.BJW Tag Team Title: Daisuke Sekimoto & Mammoth Sasaki (c) vs. KAGETORA & Bear Fukuda 4.No Ropes Barbed Wire Street Fight Death Match: Shadow WX, Ryuji Ito, Abdullah Kobayashi & Isami Kodaka vs. Takashi Sasaki, Jun Kasai, Jaki Numazawa & Yuko Miyamoto
Dragon Gate, 8/14/08 Nagoya Telepia Hall 544 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
Summer Adventure Tag League II: Masaaki Mochizuki & Don Fujii vs. BxB Hulk & Naoki Tanisaki Summer Adventure Tag League II: Gamma & Yasushi Kanda vs. Cyber Kong & YAMATO Summer Adventure Tag League II: Naruki Doi & Masato Yoshino vs. Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson Summer Adventure Tag League II: Shingo Takagi & Dragon Kid vs. Susumu Yokosuka & Ryo Saito
Dragon Gate, 8/15/08 Nagoya Telepia Hall 544 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
Summer Adventure Tag League II: Masaaki Mochizuki & Don Fujii vs. Naruki Doi & Masato Yoshino Summer Adventure Tag League II: Kenichiro Arai & Taku Iwasa vs. Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson Summer Adventure Tag League II: Cyber Kong & YAMATO vs. Susumu Yokosuka & Ryo Saito
March 20, 2008- Dragon Gate Pro Wrestling "The Gate of Generation"... In 2007, Dragon Gate began a campaign to extricate the GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship from Pro Wrestling NOAH. NOAH wasn'tdoing anything with those belts anyway, but you know the home promotions; they're always fighting to keep their championships away from outsiders. After three failures, Naruki Doi and Masato Yoshino managed to win the belts off of Kotaro Suzuki and Ricky Marvin. NOAH failed in trying to reacquire their property with Yoshinobu Kanemaru and Atsushi Aoki. Meanwhile, Speed Muscle lost the belts to Dragon Gate's future: Shingo Takagi and BxB Hulk. NOAH doesn't tolerate failure, so they dispatched KENTA and a former Ultimo Dragon student in Taiji Ishimori to bring the belts home. Shingo and Hulk are good, but they aren't KENTA. So which one of the champs is GOing 2 SLEEP?
World Wrestling Entertainment "RAW is POOR" September 22, 2008 Cincinnati, Ohio
1.CM Punk vs. Cody Rhodes 2.Santino Marella vs. Deuce 3.Kane vs. Matt Sydal 4.Beth Phoenix vs. Kelly Kelly 5.Shad Gaspard and JTG vs. John Morrison, Mike Mizanin 6.Chris Jericho, John Bradshaw Layfield, and Lance Cade vs. Shawn Michaels and Dave Batista
This video isn't safe for work and it's definitely not safe for your children for that matter. It's the quintessential studmuffin, Joel "(Insert rather lewd poetry here)" Gertner, announcer for the original ECW and a mouthpiece that makes Jerry Lawler's seem like Bill Cosby. Sit back, relax, and let this be a reminder of what Vince McMahon took away from you. May Gertner bring back the awful thoughts that plagued your adolescence.
In this episode, your beloved Captain realizes he's finally had enough with assholes on message boards who talk about that which they know nothing of (not like the two dopes who run this site!). 
